February 17, 2005

This is for Kalisah...

because I know she loves the celeb scoop as much as I do, but I think we can all enjoy the complete and total white trashiness of Ms. Spears and her boy toy.

Jeez. Just proves you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

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Last month Details landed an interview with Mr. Britney Spears himself, Kevin Federline. About 15 minutes in, Britney "who had finished a workout a bit early" decided to join in. The issue is on newsstands now. What follows are the bites most worthy of your derision.

ON THEIR FIRST MEETING
Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn't find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money -- legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.

ON K-FED'S SON
Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kabel Michael Jackson Federline.] He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS
Britney: Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow mother...er Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just -- oh, my God, it's horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.
Kevin: I don't care.
Details: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man.

ON BRITNEY'S BENJAMINS
Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherchuckers...
Kevin: What you hear about in all those bullshit-ass magazines is bullshit.

ON HAVING KIDS
Britney: When I have kids -- I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what I'm doing: "Come to me, mother...ers."

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Oh please don't let her have children! Speaking of her being of the trailer persuasion, I was watching something on her last night on VH1 and my dad walks in the room, looks at the TV, says "Britney Spears is trailer-trash" and walks back out.

comment by Shannon at 11:47 AM on 02.17.05 [ link ]

I feel that I've lost about 30 iq points just giving that posting my attention. ugh, those two need to be taken from the gene pool. I mean, seriously, who names their male child after Michael Jackson? Really, isn't it ironic that MJ is on trial for sexual misconduct with young male fans?

comment by Mr. K at 04:26 PM on 02.17.05 [ link ]

"What you hear about in all those bullshit magazines is bullshit."

That's gotta be the most incoherent statement I've read in months.

Let's hear it for cheesy celeb scoop! Yea!

comment by kalisah at 08:57 PM on 02.17.05 [ link ]

There needs to be some sort of reality show where they take all the prissy, pampered, "I'm so cool you just worship me don't you?" celebs and tell them what for and knock them down a few hundred pegs. Learn them some hyu-mih-luh-tee.

That I'd watch.

-Dix

comment by DixonHill at 09:37 AM on 02.18.05 [ link ]

Wow. I sure wish I'd snagged him before he "met her ass again". Dang.

Bets on how long before he's telling her, "Yo bitch, get yo ass in the kitchen an' fetch me a 'nother Miller Lite! An' make me a sammich while you in there, bitch!"

Gawd. 20 years from now, I'm betting she becomes a pro boxer like the Mother of Trailer Trash, Tonya Harding.

comment by Kim Voynar at 02:21 PM on 02.21.05 [ link ]

Do you know what my favorite part of that whole article is?

"I was making money -- legally."

CLASSY!

YAY!! Dixonhill came to visit my blog - though he has none of his own for us to read. what up with that?

comment by Snidget at 06:34 PM on 02.23.05 [ link ]