What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).
Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.
Here's that list:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be Jedi... I would totally go to the CIA... or FBI... or both and do that cool jedi mind trick like this
FBI Man #1: "Can we see your ID?"
Snidge: "You don't need to see my ID"
FBI Man #2: "Hey, we don't need to see her ID"
Then I would totally go all over the place and research Area 51, the Kennedy Assassination, yadda yadda yadda.
If I could be a musician... I would be like my idol Aimee Mann. I would want to write songs about cool girls and how they deal with life. I really want to learn how to play the acoustic guitar, so if I was a musician, that would be my instrument of choice.
If I could be a gardener... I would like to have flowers like you can see at Butchart Gardens.
If I could be a chef... I would concentrate on chocolates. I would make chocolate candies like you can find here and here and here. I would be a...umm... chocolate... sommelier of sorts... I guess.
If I could be an actor... then I would want to be all Kate Winslet like. I would like to act in a lot of period dramas... and hopefully someone as fine as Ewan McGregor would be my leading man.
Okay I have to pass this on to three other people so let's go with:
Jim
Alektra
and let's give it to the new guy too
Michael - though he might not be down with doing this sort of thing. we'll just have to see.
1. If I could be a gardener....I would grow all natural, no pesticides vegetables.
2. If I could be a chef...I would create exceptionally tasty dishes with all-natural vegetables (see a pattern?) and serve them to my customers (while munching on fried catfish, hush puppies, fried okra and collard greens in the kithchen, so there!) (Hey! I'm Southrun...whaddaya want from me?!)
3. If I could be a librarian, I'd invent a self checkout system, tell everybody fo F#$%# off and just read, all day. (Yeah, it's probably best I'm not a librarian, but hey!)
4. If I could be a midget stripper...OK There's a visual I didn't need. Move on folks...nothing to see here!
5. If I could be a llama rider...I have no idea what the hell I would do for a living...I guess work at the local QT or 7-Eleven while riding llamas in my spare time?? I think I would end up shooting my llama and getting a real job.