I'm not sure what this says about Mr. K and myself, but our exes are now dating.

Not my ex-husband... a boy i dated - if you want to call it that. I prefer to tell people {insert monotone voice} "It was a bad time for me. I was weak. I was in a bad place... yadda yadda wonk wonk"

So filipino boy is dating the ex of Mr. K that me and Andrea fondly call Spongey.

Why?

Because her hair is long and straight... and it would be nice hair... if she didn't dye it so much that it is practically white - and therefore, we think that it must either repel water or just soak it up and never really get wet.

It's just weird... sponge like hair. Thus spongey. Don't f'ing ask... Andrea and I were drunk the night we came up with that nickname.

ANYWAY

the filipino is probably the CRAZIEST boy I ever dated, and I think Spongey was pretty crazy for Mr. K.

PS I know I never told you that I thought she was crazy, Mr. K. But she was. The bitch was fuckin' nuts. I'm sorry.

Plus - she was rude. Like, Mr. K and I sat right beside each other, right? She would come over and Mr. K like introduced us FIVE times at least. But when she would saunter over to talk to him, the bitch would keep her back to me. Completely! She never would give me a sideways glance. Like I didn't even exist over there. HOW RUDE!

I know your mama taught you better than that, skank!

And the filipino was just nuts... in all kinds of ways. Like okay... come here.. {snidge lowers voice and motions the readers in closer} in his bedroom... on a piece of plywood supported by two saw horses, he had the entire Star Wars Return of the Jedi figurines and shit set up. Seriously! It was like... the planet of the ewoks and those giant walking things the storm troopers went around in. Okay, but here's the thing... he's like 35... Okay??? He's 35 and has a big jabba the hut in his bedroom and a Darth Vadar bank that says "Impressive, most impressive."

Do you see?? This is what I have to choose from in this god forsaken town! (back me up here Kaffy).

So let's just pray to the powers that be, that these two don't procreate.

But you know they're both so fucking crazy that they will. Jeez.