I'm pretty laid back yo.
No really... I am.
I talk a lot of smack on here... but I'm a low key kind of gal.
EXCEPT... when you start fucking with my friends.
I don't like that. It's a good way to find yourself on the Snidge bad list. And when I don't like you... I can be one of the meanest bitches around.
Now... with that said... let me go a step further... if you are a boy, and you are mean to one of my girlfriends.... oh... HELL NO. It's on then.
And it hurts me further, when I hear my gals start feeling bad about themselves because of some fucker's actions towards them. Uh-uh... I don't like that. Not one bit.
Be it that my friend is ignored... dissed... bad mouthed... dumped... wha'ever - it's not something that I like to see or hear about. It angers me... and that's saying a lot, because not a lot gets me boiling.
I realize... I'm probably not in any position to give advice given my own fucked up set of circumstances... and I might not be the most objective person in the world. But listen... listen to Snidgey.
Homeslice (and you know who I'm talking to!), you are a QUEEN. Do you hear me? A high priced commodity. And if that motherfucker doesn't see it.. then fuck him, honey. Just fuck him.
He gets no more chances. Nope. He should be so FUCKING LUCKY to have your attention... to have your conversation...
In fact, you are so awesome... you can be selective. And guess what? He didn't make the cut. His contract was not renewed. His part was written out. The series was cancelled and here are his parting gifts. Thanks for coming on the show, fuckface.
There are plenty of boys... PLENTY. BETTER boys. MORE DESERVING boys. Don't waste the pretty on polydent, anymore.
And yes... yes... he's gonna be calling. He will. And when he does, you need to BLOW HIM OFF. Why? Cause, babe... you don't care. And not caring - it's the best damn feeling in the world.
And here's your gift... When he calls - you play this song right here. You deserve better. You ARE BETTER. Don't you forget that. Or I'll beat you with my shoe.
Nice post! I like that you support your friends in that way, I'm sure it means a lot to them. If he was that bad, Homeslice, just turn around and find someone WAY better just to stick it to 'em.
As David Wilcox sang..
"When you love somebody and they dick you around
Doesn't that really suck."
Your a good friend Snidge. btw quit hanging around with boys, men do a better job.
This was an effing awesome post!!
"He didn't make the cut. His contract was not renewed. His part was written out. The series was cancelled and here are his parting gifts. Thanks for coming on the show, fuckface." .....LMAO!
Homeslice, you are one lucky gal to have Ms Snidgey in your corner.